Planet of the Boris

Could not resist this one. I am still stunned at the election results, although on reflection perhaps I should not have been. If you look at how Livingstone was elected then bringing in the Tories answer to Jordan is perhaps no great surprise.

His first action as Mayor was to ban alcohol on tube trains, although I would not like to be the poor sod of a railway staff person who tried to tell some eighteen stone Neanderthal that he cannot bring is can of Rocket Fuel Strength lager into the station and indeed exactly how that gets policed in a train. A least a cigarette you can smell. Swigging vodka from a water bottle is entirely possible or does the new Mayor intend to blame liquid entirely, I wonder?